The 12 Games of Christmas

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me;

free DLC for Battlefield 3.

On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me;

two psycho loons;

and free DLC for Battlefield 3.

On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me;

three red lights;

two psycho loons;

and free DLC for Battlefield 3.

On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me;

four racing cars;

three red lights;

two psycho loons;

and free DLC for Battlefield 3.

On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me;

five gold rings.

four racing cars;

three red lights;

two psycho loons;

and free DLC for Battlefield 3.

On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me;

six Rexes chomping;

five gold rings.

four racing cars;

three red lights;

two psycho loons;

and free DLC for Battlefield 3.

On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me;

seven SPARTANs shooting;

six Rexes chomping;

five gold rings.

four racing cars;

three red lights;

two psycho loons;

and free DLC for Battlefield 3.

On the eigthth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me;

eight factions fighting;

seven SPARTANs shooting;

six Rexes chomping;

five gold rings.

four racing cars;

three red lights;

two psycho loons;

and free DLC for Battlefield 3.

On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me;

nine Divines a-blessing;

eight factions fighting;

seven SPARTANs shooting;

six Rexes chomping;

five gold rings.

four racing cars;

three red lights;

two psycho loons;

and free DLC for Battlefield 3.

On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me;

ten revamped levels;

nine Divines a-blessing;

eight factions fighting;

seven SPARTANs shooting;

six Rexes chomping;

five gold rings.

four racing cars;

three red lights;

two psycho loons;

and free DLC for Battlefield 3.

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me;

11 comic villains,

ten revamped levels;

nine Divines a-blessing;

eight factions fighting;

seven SPARTANs shooting;

six Rexes chomping;

five gold rings.

four racing cars;

three red lights;

two freakish psychos

and free DLC for Battlefield 3.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me;

12 footballs flying;

11 comic villains,

ten revamped levels;

nine Divines a-blessing;

eight factions fighting;

seven SPARTANs shooting;

six Rexes chomping;

five gold rings.

four racing cars;

three red lights;

two psycho loons;

and free DLC for Battlefield 3.

My CTRL, C and V keys are now thoroughly worn out.

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2 responses to “The 12 Games of Christmas”

  1. Lauren avatar
    Lauren

    Love it Mike 😀

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