On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me;
free DLC for Battlefield 3.
On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me;
and free DLC for Battlefield 3.
On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me;
three red lights;
two psycho loons;
and free DLC for Battlefield 3.

On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me;
three red lights;
two psycho loons;
and free DLC for Battlefield 3.

On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me;
four racing cars;
three red lights;
two psycho loons;
and free DLC for Battlefield 3.
On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me;
five gold rings.
four racing cars;
three red lights;
two psycho loons;
and free DLC for Battlefield 3.
On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me;
six Rexes chomping;
five gold rings.
four racing cars;
three red lights;
two psycho loons;
and free DLC for Battlefield 3.

On the eigthth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me;
seven SPARTANs shooting;
six Rexes chomping;
five gold rings.
four racing cars;
three red lights;
two psycho loons;
and free DLC for Battlefield 3.
On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me;
eight factions fighting;
seven SPARTANs shooting;
six Rexes chomping;
five gold rings.
four racing cars;
three red lights;
two psycho loons;
and free DLC for Battlefield 3.

On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me;
nine Divines a-blessing;
eight factions fighting;
seven SPARTANs shooting;
six Rexes chomping;
five gold rings.
four racing cars;
three red lights;
two psycho loons;
and free DLC for Battlefield 3.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me;
ten revamped levels;
nine Divines a-blessing;
eight factions fighting;
seven SPARTANs shooting;
six Rexes chomping;
five gold rings.
four racing cars;
three red lights;
two freakish psychos
and free DLC for Battlefield 3.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me;
11 comic villains,
ten revamped levels;
nine Divines a-blessing;
eight factions fighting;
seven SPARTANs shooting;
six Rexes chomping;
five gold rings.
four racing cars;
three red lights;
two psycho loons;
and free DLC for Battlefield 3.
My CTRL, C and V keys are now thoroughly worn out.
December 31st, 2011 at 3:24 pm
Love it Mike :D
April 7th, 2012 at 4:48 pm
[...] Originally published on Ready Up on 31st December 2011. [...]