I spanked a Rabbid today. I woke up late, crawled out of bed, made a cup of tea, turned on the computer, and then I spanked a Rabbid. So it was pretty much the first thing I did. Maybe I should alter my initial statement to be: The very first thing I did today was spank a Rabbid. However this may imply that I merely got up to spank a Rabbid, which is not true, I would have got up at some point whether there was Rabbid to spank or not. So I will stick with my initial line: I spanked a Rabbid today.
Sadly I would rate this experience as mediocre. Having been enticed by advertising I was looking forward to spanking a Rabbid. Everyone loves a good spanking, right? And we all like Rabbids, don’t we? One would expect the experience to have been most agreeable, but I stand firm with my mediocre statement. The spanking time frame was short and my result of ‘not as quick as you could have been’ was less than satisfactory. I do not blame the game though, I blame the laptop.
Look at them all begging to be spanked. Middle row on the right is certainly getting the first one.
The mouse-less nature of a laptop is not designed for a quick and efficient spank. I find that my finger pad is sluggish at finding the Rabbit. It can also be so inaccurate that I may not be able to spank the further away Rabbid that I intended to spank leading to it’s escape. Maybe the two fingered method of ‘one finger finger sliding and other finger using the left click button’ would have been sufficient, but I was stupidly using the one finger method of ‘one fingered finger slide followed by double finger tap using the same finger’. Foolish I know. Thus my spanking experience was, as I said, mediocre.
So now it is time for me to do more socially acceptable things with my Sunday, such as refuse to go outside as it is raining. I am done with Rabbid spanking for today, but I feel it was important that you all know that I did spank a Rabbid. It is also important that you know that it was not the only reason I got out of bed, but it was pretty high on my ‘things I was looking forward to today’ list. However it was ruined by my poor one fingered laptop usage. I hope you all enjoyed this flash insight into my sordid Rabbid spanking lifestyle. I wish you a good day filled with spanking thoughts of your own.
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