Broken Frandroid – Requiem for Porcelain

The Broken Frandroid – Oh what a treat!
Shes decided to be nice and give up her bus seat!

But what you don’t know, is that the seat is covered in spikes,
Space Hamsters, anthrax and Anneka Rice.

So if you ever see the Frandroid, being a dream,
She’s about to go mental and smash you head into cream!