Broken Frandroid – GLaDiOS5 V1.Kry10

If you’re in trouble she won’t save the day,
she hates the brave and the fearless – go the smeg away,
with her on the mission, you’ll cry all day.

She’s Broken, Broken, Broken Frandroid.
Without her life would be a tragic void,
she’s metal, tough, and that’s a factoid,
she will one day rule this planetoid.

She’s Broken, Broken, Broken Frandroid.
More beautiful than your garden fungoid,
for fun she likes to blow up asteroids,
she’s quite buff but she’s not full of steroids.

Master of the pain and a trained banshee,
she can pulverise your house with minimal debris.
Why does she hate all of us? Don’t ask me!

Ask Broken, Broken, Broken Frandroid.
She’s also a big fan of the cuboid,
and if you play your cards wrong,
she may reawaken a deadly toxoid.

She’s Broken, Broken, Broken Frandroid.
Not many rhymes left apart from that odd one amyloid,
tabloid, conoid and of course paranoid,
I recommend that you all use avoid…







6 responses to “Broken Frandroid – GLaDiOS5 V1.Kry10”

  1. arc14716 avatar

    I skipped the poem and went straight to the comic.
    All I can say is: BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!

    (Funniest comic yet!)

  2. arc14716 avatar

    Sorry for the second post, but the poem is quite funny too.

  3. Arkayla avatar

    Portal + Red Dwarf = Awesome. That there is maths, can’t argue with that. Loving the reference to the toaster who happens to be one of my favourite ‘characters’ and Bob is fantastically drawn, as is everything else of course 🙂

  4. arc14716 avatar

    I like Glados’s facial expressions, especially in the 3rd panel. It goes from normal to surprise to annoyance/upset. OK, the face is a single eye. Still, very enjoyable to read.

  5. Wes Copeland avatar
    Wes Copeland

    How about a muffin? A teacake?

  6. Fran avatar

    It’s not just bready. It’s quite curranty, too.

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