If I Hadn’t Seen Such Riches…

Open world sandbox style games. They’re my favourite – I love the freedom to roam around doing (almost) whatever the hell I like. It occurred to me recently, though, that for my favourite type of game, I actually play very few of them. Odd, no? Why would I not play my favourite genre more? I can answer that in two (or is it three?) words: Rockstar Games.

In a phenomenon I’m sure many of you understand – only maybe not with Rockstar or even games of the same genre – the open world game has been spoiled for me by Rockstar being just so far above and beyond the competition. The title of this blog post, for those not into late 80s indie rock, is from James’ “Sit Down”, and sums up the way I feel about other open world games perfectly:

If I hadn’t seen such riches,
I could live with being poor.

I’m quite sure that recently many of you have been playing and enjoying Mafia II. I was excited when I saw it was coming out, as I usually am, whenever another sandbox title hits. I always think, like a dog waiting for its owner to return, that the next knock at the door will be the one. I even got hold of the Mafia II demo a little early (and auto-downloaded) as one of the perks of my new Playstation Plus membership. Excited, I fired it up and played through the demo.

Eat lead, wiseguy!

I’m not going to say I hated it because that would be a huge lie. It was fine. I quite enjoyed the demo. As a game, it was pretty good. Nothing wrong with it. Fine. Compared to GTA IV or Red Dead Redemption though, it just didn’t have the end to end, wall to wall quality that you come to associate with Rockstar, and this left it lacking in my eyes. It didn’t grab me by the balls and refuse to let go.

This is my experience with almost all open world games these days, this slight tinge of disappointment just slightly ruins it for me every time, and that’s a shame.

Ah begorrah! Bejaysus! And other Irish stereotypes!

That being said, I have been playing The Saboteur recently, and to my surprise, I’m actually quite enjoying it. Partly this may be down to the bargain basement price (there aren’t many other places you can see lots of tits for just £11) but it also has a strange X factor to it. It shares the same problems as many non-Rockstar open worlds, dozy AI, in-game loading screens, but there is something undeniably fun about it. Maybe it’s the fact that in GTA you feel a bit guilty about running over or shooting policemen – but with Nazis in occupied Paris, you can go nuts with impunity. Maybe it’s the fact that you control a comedy Oirishman who uses expressions like “air-biscuit” and “knobjockey”. But it’s still not perfect. In the words of Catchphrase’s Roy Walker: “It’s good, but it’s not right.”

(As an aside; I wonder why I thought of Roy Walker just one sentence after the expression ‘comedy Oirishman’…)

So come on, other game developers, we know you can do it. Let’s see a really really high quality open world game that’ll make GTA IV look like Barbie’s Horse Adventure. Someone step up to the plate, take Rockstar by the balls and knock them out of the park – and when you do, my gaming money is right here waiting for you.

And if not, well, I’ll spend it on GTA V.


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9 responses to “If I Hadn’t Seen Such Riches…”

  1. Mark P avatar

    As soon as you mentioned Mafia 2 I knew exactly where this was going. It’s pretty much the exact same reason I generally don’t bother with sandbox games unless they’re top notch. Apart from that they’re generally extremely time-consuming with side missions or quests.

  2. GraeXZ avatar
    GraeXZ

    I got The Saboteur for Christmas and I loved every minute I spent in that whackjob version of Paris they conjured up. The character you play as with his quirky sayings and weird foreign accent made it a lot of fun to play 🙂

  3. Jake avatar

    I quite like the “pay no attention to the mick with the bomb” line he’ll occasionally spout at random intervals. I play it on and off, because it doesn’t really capture my attention enough to make me be arsed enough to play it for extended periods. There’s only so many times a day I can blow up a lookout tower and think to myself “for a lookout you’re just a little bit shit”.

    My favourite bit was when the game glitched me into the inside of a building. I could see all the textures from the inside. Couldn’t get out, mind.

  4. Celeste avatar

    Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion will always rock my world.

  5. Dean avatar
    Dean

    Um, although i love rockstar’s game, i think your being a bit hard on mafia 2 because it does a lot of stuff a hell of a lot better than GTA – for starters the combat, driving and storyline are all far superior, and i personally think the atmosphere is too.

    The big problem i have with sandbox games like GTA4 and particularly with Crackdown is that they feel so unfocused. They try and do too many things and fail at at least half of them – its a case of quantity over quality. Also the story line is hopelessly diluted. Having a massive city to ride around in is al very well, but if all you’ve got to do in that environment is shoot pigeons its problem. much better to have a smaller, more taylored environment. Mafia 2’s city isn’t as big as the one in GTA but its big enough to make you feel part of a larger setting, whilst not losing track of what makes the game great – it’s narrative.

    I do however agree with you on saboteur. Has one of the best insults i’ve ever heard. When discussing the nuances between racing and politics the protagonist says something like “One’s for wankers who need to have a fast car to make up for the size of their dicks. And the other’s racing”. Laughed my arse off!

  6. The Rook avatar
    The Rook

    I do like these open world games too and as much as I enjoyed GTA IV I was more excited to get Saints Row 2. Both have a lot more to do than Mafia 2 which is just the story with no side missions. And you have to give it up to Rockstar for the DLC they brought out for GTA IV. No one else has delivered such epic additional content which lasts as long as other new games.

    I loved Mafia 2 for the setting it had, the cars, the clothes, the world, the music were all perfectly designed to represent the 40s/50s era.

    I just hope Rockstar can live up to your high expectations for the next GTA game.

  7. MrCuddleswick avatar
    MrCuddleswick

    I agree with pretty much everything you’ve said Tony and, on top of that, I think you’re handsome, which isn’t relevant.

  8. Dean avatar
    Dean

    That said i do love rockstar. I’m massively looking forward to LA Noire, i’m hoping that will marry open-world gameplay and narrative in a way that’s never been seen before. Or it could just be GTA set in the 1940s – either way is fine.

  9. Ninja avatar
    Ninja

    “Maybe it’s the fact that you control a comedy Oirishman who uses expressions like “air-biscuit” and “knobjockey”.”

    Not sure if you think “knobjockey” is a strange expression for an Irishman to use but I once worked with a guy who used that expression quite often, mostly to our erstwhile supervisor because he was a twat. In saying that, he was also quite funny so he was, to be sure. And so on.

    What about, say, Fallout as open world gaming? You seem to be focussing on more of the, hmm, GTA-esque games! There’s more worlds than that kind in your favourite genre 😉

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