Adolescent Games

When I think about an ‘adolescent’ game, Soul Calibur always springs to mind. It’s like the epitome of the word; large breasted ladies fighting each other in thigh-high boots and strange ‘armour’ that somehow constitutes a form of defence regardless of its impracticality.

At first I couldn’t help thinking the artists had gone somewhat over the top with Soul Calibur IV. Look at Ivy. She practically has a bum on her chest. The bum-chest defies the laws of gravity. The bum-chest is miraculously protected and supported by a strap of purple material.

Breast or Bum? Answers on a postcard…

It’s easy to take this stance, it’s something you can point out in hosts of games. Oh, look, more armoured bikinis. Great, another misrepresentation of women, and so on.

But have you ever thought about the guys? Male characters vastly outnumber the ladies. They’re nearly always huge, handsome, strapping, toned and have a generic cool-looking scar over one eye. Even worse, the guys are either totally, utterly awesome, complete with a deep masculine voice or they’re generic, badly trained dispensable guards. As far as men go, I think they’re worse off than women. They either take the form of an unbelievable hero who can take on the world and flirt with the ladies, or one of many simpleton soldiers a player is expected to swipe down by the hundreds.

I think women have a tendency to complain about female characters more than any other game ‘element’ I can think of (this includes myself). In comparison, I was wondering, do doctors roll their eyes every time they pick up an instantaneously effective health pack? Do recruits in the army feel angered by a recharging health bar? Some athletes and professionals (for example, Tony Hawk) actually promote all their hard physical labour being demeaned into button-mashing.

I’m certainly not a doctor and I’m in no state to join the army (I’m short-sighted with the strength of a fly and an unhealthy caffeine addiction), but I’ve never heard complaints from these groups, or any other. So, as of now, the repetitive complaints about female characters are going to stop from me. Games are ridiculous and unrealistic in many ways, but that’s part of the fun. Would you enjoy a game where after taking a single bullet, you either:

a) Died.

b) Got bandaged up by a fellow soldier, and shipped back to a hospital where you had to sit in bed for months before any opportunity of returning.

There are fundamentals and traditions in video games (exploding barrel, anyone?) and although I’ve fought hard in the corner for ‘normal’ female characters for a long time, I’m putting an end to it now. The day where all females become fully clothed brunettes with mid-length hair and average form would be a sad day.


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17 responses to “Adolescent Games”

  1. Michael avatar

    I assure you, having a generic cool-looking scar over one eye is not that good! Yes, you have yobby types going the other way but then you also have normal people look at you and you can see them thinking “Is that person going to rob me?” or something… πŸ™

    Anyway, the likes of SCIV are quite extreme aren’t they? While games are, on the whole, unrealistic, some of my favourite characters are fairly normal as these things go. Gordon Freeman and Alyx Vance from Half Life 2; Naked Snake from MGS3. Indeed, many of the women from that series you so favour are good representations. Wouldn’t you say?

  2. Emily avatar

    Yeah, I love the women in MGS. They’re smart, tough, can shoot a gun… People like Meryl and Olga are refreshingly tomboyish, too πŸ™‚

    Alyx is another good ‘un, definately, I suppose what I’m trying to say is it’s great that there’s a lot more variation in female characters now. There will always be characters like Ivy, while we’re still seeing ones different to the norm, like Faith (Mirrors Edge).

  3. Kirsten avatar

    I’ve been saying this for yeas. I’m entirely in agreement. Game characters, scenarios, backdrops – none of it’s realistic. It’s all massively warped fantasy and this thing of women complaining that the female characters don’t look like your average girl walking down the street never made sense to me. I’ve lectured in Universities about this and I could see girls in the audience bristling with indignation.

  4. Tony avatar
    Tony

    The games clichΓ© that always tickles me is how food cures everything.. bullet holes, sword slashes, poison…

    When did food become equated with health in computer games?

    As for women finding the portrayal of women in games offensive, have you ever seen the men in Gears of War? They look like bulls that stand on their back legs.

  5. Lorna avatar
    Lorna

    I don’t think it’s about realism or games being an escape so it’s okay but games can feel like one collossal immature boys club…oh look another pair of pendulous boobs, chortle. Whether they are there for escapism or not it gets a bit much, and yes, men have it just as bad with the factory conveyor of space marinesbut then they don’t have their bulges bulging out, unless we’re talking biceps πŸ˜‰

    I don’t necessarily want to see Doris from the cake shop saving the world (as interesting as that could be), but some variation, more clothing, less ‘wrist workout’ girls and we may get somewhere. It would certainly be a little less eye rolling and off putting. With Mirror’s Edge and the like things are slowly getting there but some of us are still going to be a litle hacked off by the ghastly usual, and I guess I’m still one of em πŸ™‚

  6. NorfolkNChance avatar
    NorfolkNChance

    I’ve never played Tomb Raider at all simply because they were trying to appeal to adolescents with the scantily clad Lara. I’m not into pixels πŸ™‚

  7. James avatar
    James

    Haha. Ivy in SCIV is the extreme of main-character boobage… Seriously those mounds of boob scare the hell outta me.

    Sam with Setsuka’s giant breasts… And Takis… And Sophitia’s… And even Cassandra’s… Did ALL the SCIV girls get boob-jobs mid-games or something?

  8. Kirsten avatar

    Funnily enough Tony it was Marcus from Gears that I used in one of my Uni lectures to make my point about both male and female game characters being ridiculous.

    I’m not so sure about Lara, Norfolk. Her original green top went up to the neck, she wore short and high flat boots so really the only part of her you could see was her knees. Her boob size used to be big but even though her top is a bit lower in the modern design she is now a 34C boob size… same as me!

  9. Laura avatar
    Laura

    To be honest how a character looks or what they’re wearing has never pissed me off. Giant boobies jut look silly and us girls know how uncomfortable it is doing any kind of strenuous physical activity without a sports bra.
    I actually like seeing pretty women and chunky men in my games. It doesn’t bother me if they’re half naked why the hell not I would be too if this country wasn’t so bloomin’ cold all the time.
    What does my head in is if a female character is portrayed as the damsel in distress needing to be rescued by the guy. Jen from Prey drove me insane with all her screaming and cries of “Tommy save me” while her man single handedly wiped out the alien threat.

  10. Tony avatar
    Tony

    (prey spoiler alert)

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    …but at least you go to kill her, eh, Laura?

  11. Lorna avatar
    Lorna

    I agree with Laura in that the damsel in distress thing is beyond annoying. If Princess Peach would just bloody grow a pair, ditch the bloody pink, and pick up an uzi, we’d have none of this Bowser nonsense πŸ˜€

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    Anonymous

    Ok, let’s see.

    Handsome? Well, I don’t like to boast, but yeah, ok. Check.
    Strapping? Umm. Don’t know what that means so let’s put that down as a mebbe.
    Toned? Yep. Mos Def. Like to keep myself in shape.
    Huge? … uhh… not really. Uhh, 5’7″ – 5’8″ or so.
    Generic cool-looking scar over one eye? Check.
    Deep masculine voice? Uhh, not very.

    So let’s see. *counts on fingers while muttering*
    Three and a half out of six.

    Oh God. Does that mean I’m a generic, badly trained dispensable guard?!! Noooo!!!

  13.  avatar
    Anonymous

    Oh, its doing the Anonymous thing again. I’m obviously doing something wrong.

    ^^^ Skill said that.

  14. Emily avatar

    No no no, if you’re matching those criteria, that makes you the awesome hero! Congratulations! πŸ˜›

  15. Skill avatar
    Skill

    πŸ˜€ You made my day. πŸ˜€

  16. Michael avatar

    Strapping means well built, perhaps even stocky if you’re a shortarse.

    Handsome? Erm, I dunno.
    Strapping? Yep.
    Toned? Ha! God no.
    Huge? I’m like a giant around here! 5’11
    Generic cool-looking scar over one eye? Yes.
    Deep masculine voice? You’d have to ask someone else.

    Christ I’m bored…

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    odopaygeoff

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