Tag: Penny Arcade

  • Top of the Flops

    The stench of sweat in the dark and musty room is overpowering, pervading my nostrils with every breath I take. It’s difficult to tell what time it was: we’ve been doing this for so long in the dingy, windowless club that time’s seemed to stop and congeal into an unrecognisable, indecipherable blob. Opposite me at…

  • Pass the Bucket Please

    Just to let anyone know in advance in case somehow you meet me at a fairground, don’t sit next to me on rides. I won’t puke up on you (I’ll try not to), but I will start going green around the gills. So, just a little heads up. I’m not so bad travelling, but I can’t read books or…

  • …And Justice For All

    I was first introduced to metal when I was in Primary 4 or so; I was at a friend’s house and he showed me a video of Metallica’s Enter Sandman. I hated it and never wanted to listen to it again – little did I know, those four horsemen would later become my favourite band.…