Author: Joanne

Dear Jo, You probably don’t know me. Sure, you’ll know Soap, Price, Ramirez, Ghost… but you won’t know me. I’ll tell you what, you can just call me ‘Other Guy’. Everybody else does. I’m just as skilled as everyone else. I’m a soldier, but you wouldn’t think so. I go on high profile, dangerous missions……

Dear Sir/Madam, I am writing with the utmost urgency. I have been living in this city for a grand total of two months, and already I have ran into a boatload, no, a shipload of problems. It started small. A naked man ran by and kicked me as he was running. I thought it was…

  Dear Jo, My name is Jeff the Zombie. You can just call me Jeff, though. I had to write to you because if I tried to call you, the words would come out like ‘Euuuurghhh, mrggggghhh’ because my tongue is missing and my brain is rotting, or something. I’m a bit sensitive about that so we’ll…

Dear Jo, I am writing to you in dismay. I am an all powerful being. If you kill me, you do not kill me. In fact, you make me mutate. Not just once either, but three times! Can you imagine how powerful you have to be to be able to do that? Let me tell you… it’s pretty…

Dear Jo, My name is Leon Kennedy. You may know me as the protagonist from such games as Resident Evil 2 and Resident Evil 4. Now, as you know, these are the most popular titles in the franchise and I can’t help but feel that it’s down to me, somehow. Maybe it’s my floppy hair……

A new game has taken the world by storm. Forget Modern Warfare. Forget Mass Effect. Forget your fancy graphics and your multiple choice endings. This game doesn’t need any of those things. This game has no story, no elaborate character development, and its only control system is a finger. Yet millions of people can’t put…

It must be hard being a henchman. An enemy. Bullet fodder. You walk in circles, day in, day out, just to earn a wage… and what do you get? A bullet to the face. Your final moments, if you are spared time to think, spent wallowing in the realisation that the whole of your department…