Author: Eleanor
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Let it flow
Oh yeah, let it flow, let it flow, let it flow. No I don’t mean snow, nor is it some random female act, I mean the water, let the water flow. Woot yeah. I have never really understood red nose day, I think it is really a very British thing and Ireland maybe doesn’t go…
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I am not amused
Since we can no longer borrow money I guess our only option is to win it. I mean we can’t possibly work hard and earn it, live to a budget and maybe make some savings… no that would be ludicrous. We have been raised on buy now pay later, interest free credit and all those shiny…
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Happy Tappin’
And now ladies and gentlemen… a tap dance. Tap once on the mark, twice in the corner and then right, left, right, left. That’s it, very good. Now cover the area, your dance is not complete until you have tapped every possible section of your floor space in a rhythmic and pleasing manner. Well done,…
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Unwrap and Relax
Oh Christmas stash, oh Christmas stash, how patiently you wait for me, Oh Christmas stash, oh Christmas stash, how shiny in your wrapping, I rip you open on Christmas day, now it is time for me to play, Oh Christmas stash, oh Christmas stash, finally it’s mine at last. This year my Christmas…
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Chuck Norris Saves Christmas
I’m not exactly sure when it happened but Oxford Street seems to have become a bit of a celebrity. Every day it makes the papers. Sales are down, sales are 1% less than last year, sales are coming, one day only sales… where? Oxford Street. I’m sure it is happening elsewhere in the world too but…
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Spanky Spanky
I spanked a Rabbid today. I woke up late, crawled out of bed, made a cup of tea, turned on the computer, and then I spanked a Rabbid. So it was pretty much the first thing I did. Maybe I should alter my initial statement to be: The very first thing I did today was spank…
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Playing with my Wii
As I teed off for another round of golf I noticed all too late that the wind was not in my favour. This caused a momentary lapse in my concentration and I swung too forcefully. Everything went wrong. The powerbar leapt to the max and turned red as it waved at me mockingly. My ball sailed off into the…
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Siren Blood Curse
In the darkened room a whimpering, woeful, desperate voice began to emanate from the television. I pulled my knees up onto the sofa to form a protective ball and pressed the x button. The whimpering stopped, but the general situation did not improve. A news reel began to play showing an abandoned Japanese village, but oh…
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In a Time Before Gaming
My parents recently decided that I have lived outside the family home for a long time now and my old room should be put to good use. I thought holding all my childhood junk was a good use for a room but apparently I was wrong. With this in mind I flew to Ireland and damned all my…
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My Call of Duty at The Hospital
It may seem a strange place to hold an event but Covent Garden’s Hospital is always buzzing with life. The last time I stepped through these doors it was to appreciate the wonderful works of street artist Banksy. That day I was welcomed at the door by a stencil that mysteriously appeared the night before…