Susan has a go on Elite Dangerous: Arena, the standalone close quarters combat (CQC) mode of the space simulator. In Arena, you take control of a spaceship to fight with the galaxy’s best pilots. Susan isn’t one of them.

  • The stage is ‘Elevate’, and the mode is Team Deathmatch.
  • Features hilarity with purple dashboards, voice comms and terrible piloting.
  • Pew pew pew! Pew pew pew pew pew!!!