Broken Frandroid – Invasion Of The Blather Snatchers

The Broken Frandroid – went to the dentist today,
But even with her intake of Haribo, there was no decay.

Instead the dentist found she had gnashers of steel,
Like the cutlery set she was given by her auntie Lucille.

And with her teeth she can pull a small plane,
She can de-cap a bottle, and put Suárez to shame!