Valentine’s Day is just around the corner, and many of you out there will be casting a romantic eye over strangers on the bus or the elderly. Others, however, will be desperately trying to send Bayonetta a box of Milk Tray, or Ryu a marzipan model of the Eiffel Tower. We here in the Bit Socket Bunker have decided to put together a little list of the less wholesome, more bizarre video game crushes. Now, this video is maybe a little steamier than usual, so you might want to dim the lights, stick on some Las Ketchup and get ready to watch our Top 5 Worst Video Game Crushes.


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