You better hate sprouts,
You better love pie,
You’ll probably freak out,
I’m not gonna tell a lie,
Frandroid Claus is coming to town!

When she’s angry and pissed,
She’ll make an explosive device,
Will sharpen and polish her trusty fish slice,
Frandroid Claus is running your town!

She hopes that you’ll be weeping,
When she eats all of the cake,
She will steal your fire and burn your wood,
So don’t be made of wood for goodness sake!

So, you better not flout,
If you’re a girl or a guy,
Even if you’re a Rainbow Trout,
You will get a black eye,
Frandroid Claus is punching your frown!

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