Broken Frandroid – Necrogotchi

The Broken Frandroid – She despises broad beans,
She doesn’t like fashion, except Alexander McQueen.

But where you’re going, you need armour and guns,
A bad-ass Plasma Cutter – they are so much fun!

And if you hear noises, turn around straight away,
Frandroid’s always behind you, so watch where you stray.