Gamer-at-Arms – Art Attack

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Don’t worry, kids, you won’t need any PVA glue. I just want to talk about this whole “games are art” thing that everyone seems to be getting themselves all miffed about.

It seems to be the case that some people who’d never played a game in their lives one day decided that games weren’t art. And in typical internaut fashion, a group of individuals who’d played games throughout their entire lives suddenly felt that the opinions of the former group of individuals somehow mattered to them, but also that they were wrong.

You may have seen this before; do you recognise it? If you said something along the lines of “bloody fanboys”, then you are correct. Two groups trying to convince one another of an argument the other is not willing to lose on the basis that they’d already convinced themselves that they are right. You’ve got the gaming fanboys, the film fanboys and the people who likes both films and gaming and who are also considered by the two former groups to be total arsehats. What does this conflict solve? The answer is, as usual, precisely fuck all.

What’s more, everybody seems to have forgotten that it’s easy enough to dismiss something as being as worthless as a pile of shit when you’ve had little or no experience of it. These people are only judging the artistic integrity of every game ever based on a train of thought that they’ve developed for an entirely different medium, namely films. Roger Ebert in particular has stated he has no interest in gaming, yet somehow gamers still show interest in what he has to say on games. Why? You might as well have asked the opinion of a passing badger.

Roger Ebert was really the main reason I wrote this, or rather a piece that he wrote on the subject of video games and why they can never be art was. Back in 2010, Ebert made some understandable points about what should, in his view, define an art form I almost feel bad saying that they’re horribly wrong. Clive Barker, the filmmaker, summed up Ebert’s stance very succinctly:

Go to > Stairs. Use > Akimbo Pistols with > Bannister.

I think that Roger Ebert’s problem is that he thinks you can’t have art if there is that amount of malleability in the narrative. In other words, Shakespeare could not have written ‘Romeo and Juliet‘ as a game because it could have had a happy ending, you know?”

This also touches on the problem I have with Ebert’s argument; it’s very easy to say that Romeo and Juliet would have been a shit game because it’s been approximately 400 years since it was written and every Tom, Dick and Harry has ejaculated about how fucking amazing it is to some degree or other. Would Hard Boiled have been quite the same balls-to-the-wall action fest if it was a text-based adventure game? Of course not. It’s a stupid argument to make.

What I’m trying to say is that games are unlike any medium that has come before it, so why should whatever artistic value they may or may not possess be measured against a benchmark that was meant for something almost entirely different? It’s like trying to measure the performance of a car by cutting it in half and counting it’s damned rings.

But anyway, why do games need to be art? Can’t you just enjoying the fucking things as they are? Will having their artistic value credited by someone that both you and I probably couldn’t care less about make any difference to how you perceive or consume video games? “Will it fuck”, as we say here in Scotland. If Ebert suddenly decided that bacon was art, I would still eat it the same way I always did: with a fucking shovel. A “games are art” situation would be no different.

Apart from the shovel bit. Duh.


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5 responses to “Gamer-at-Arms – Art Attack”

  1. Johnny avatar
    Johnny

    Has this article even been written by people who have experienced what art makes to ones body, ones soul, etc?
    It seems like all this stuff was written by someone who wants to prove he’s above the rest by saying “du-uh. Another argument. Look at these people, they’re arguing. How childish.”
    The point is actually that people who dont consider videogames anything else than kiddy bullcrap constantly bash players and point fingers at them, using the out-of-date arguments “haha two pixels on the screen and this fat fuck is happy, haha no friends, haha” and so on.

    So now, I dont have the right to defend myself by trying to show them what video games make me feel?
    Come on.
    How old are you? 20-something?
    Oh, you’ve probably felt a sudden rise of pride for your love of videogames and the usual “yeh im above all this shit” is normal. it’ll take time, kids.

    I wont say “videogames are art because they are cool, and poetry is an art and is cool too”, btw.
    But it is so. Sorry.
    It makes people feel things.
    And if you feel these goosebumps and chills down your spine when you play a video game, you’ll realise they’re the same as those which you felt when you watched this movie, listened to this music, etc.
    And yeah, that’s art 🙁

    Herp

  2. Mark P avatar

    No, what I wanted to say is that this whole “games are art” argument is utterly pointless. Ebert doesn’t play games, so it doesn’t matter how much you complain to him about how his *opinion* is a load of shit because “game X made me feel Y”.

    And even if games do make you feel a certain way, to me that’s just what they’re fucking well supposed to do. If it doesn’t do that, it’s just a shit game, film, whatever. If it does, it’s a good film, a good game, a great film, a great game and so on. I don’t care what the fuck Ebert or anyone else calls it, if I enjoy it, I enjoy it and that’s that.

    My gaming lifestyle won’t suddenly become better because gaming became accepted as an artform by people who don’t give a shit about games. And if people choose to consider video games as being nothing more than “kiddy bullcrap” well then boo-fucking-hoo, it’s not me that’s missing out, is it?

  3. Barry avatar
    Barry

    Isn’t it better to say “some games are art”, you could end up classing Forklift Truck Simulator as a modern day masterpiece.

  4. Kami avatar
    Kami

    Another head scratcher Mark. I get that the idea of your new blog structure is to be “at arms” but this just seems like pouty lipped sillyness.

    Your argument is, it would appear, “the discussion of if games are art is silly and we shouldn’t be having it.” Why you would tell people they’re not to debate it is beyond me. It’s obviously something they feel should be discussed. I wouldn’t think a discussion between furries and non-furries about “furries being accepted as artists” is very riveting, important or altering to my life, but I’d never look down on people for wanting to have that discussion.

    This whole blog has connotations of “I had to be mad at something so grrr!”

  5. Mark P avatar

    Just telling people how it is in my favourite way, Kami.

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