I am pleased to announce that after more than two and a half years Ready Up is about to relaunch with a new focus. Video games have long been our passion but we have come to realise that they are really just for kids. They glamourise and incite violence to the point where we have become sickened by them. Also, we have a lot of girls on the team and frankly they are having trouble keeping up with the boys. So, to be fair to everyone we are going to knock it down a notch in the hope we can keep everyone happy and halt our inevitable descent into becoming sociopathic killers.
We understand that this may come as somewhat of a surprise, but we ask that you continue to support us and please join us in our new dice based antics.
We will be holding regular game nights every Wednesday at ESC Games in Glasgow, who have chosen to join us on our new path. Retro GT will soon be selling a new line of t-shirts featuring old classics such as Snakes and Ladders, as well as the bang up to date “Bratz: Like Totally Roll the Dice!”
We will also be launching our new service Board Game Crush! For a modest fee of just £80 per hour, you will be set up with all you need to play a super-sexy ‘Play by Email’ board game with any member of our team, including the rental of a cardboard cut-out to sit opposite you at your table. This will initially be launched under a closed beta program, as we expect a great deal of interest.

Thank you for your continued support, and may you always roll sixes (unless, of course, it’s in a game where that is bad).
– Team Ready Up, We Be Rollin’
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