Round Up! Round Up!
Come One & Come All!
You’re All Welcome Here,
Won’t You Come To Our Ball?
We Have Delights For The Eye,
For The Mind, For The Soul;
What Worlds You Shall See
In Pursuit Of Your Goal!
We Bring Tales And Adventures
From Manys A World,
Of Heroes And Villains,
Of Legends Unfurl’d!
We Have Distractions, Diversions,
And Treasures Of Gold!
Tho All Soaked In Blood
‘Fore Our Story Is Told
For You Sir; A Ship,
And For You Sir; A Car
If You Crush All Your Foes
We’ll Make You A Star!
For Madam; There’s Gems
For The Children; Some Toys
But There’ll Be Deaths By The Plenty
To Bring Them Their Joys
To You Sir; A Bomb
For You Sir; A Gun
For You Never Do Know
When There’s Killing To Be Done
For You Sir; A Rocket
And For You Sir; A Sword
For I Can See Bloodlust
In The Eyes Of The Horde
To This One; A Blade
And For This One; A Saw
For They Like To Fight Close,
Within Reach Of The Claw!
I say, This One’s A Sniper,
This One’s A God!
But They’ll Neither Spare Their Foe
From The Bullet Or Rod!
There’ll Be Deaths By The Thousands!
By The Millions And More!
You Sir, Will Lay Waste
Won’t You Let Out A Roar!
You’ll Kill Soldiers And Townsfolk
And Children I Swear!
But You Won’t Shed A Tear,
No, You Won’t Have A Care!
We Offer Vengeance And Greed
And Vices And Fear
For There’s No Dark Deed
Too Dark For You Here!
Bring Your Blood-Dreams, Your Hate
Your Rage And Your Fears
We’ll Sate Them With Blood
And With Pain And With Tears
You’ll Vanquish Your Foe
And Their People, Their Kind
But We’ll Vanish Their Corpses
So They’ll Fade Out Of Mind
You’ll Be Loved, You’ll Be Féted
You’ll Be Legend And More!
But It’s All Still Ok
If You Murder A Whore
So Round Up! Round Up!
Come One & Come All!
For All Are Welcome Here
At the Bloodspiller’s Ball.
For There’s No-One Who’ll Judge You,
There’s No-One Who’d Dare!
For We’re All Guilty Here
In This Devil’s Nightmare
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March 18th, 2009 at 8:12 am
Bravo, sir! This knocks the socks off my bawdy limericks and raises some good points about games.
March 18th, 2009 at 10:52 am
Love it, awesome!
Very nice pic there at the end too ;)
March 18th, 2009 at 11:27 am
Nice one Mr Skill, you are a wordsmith of the highest order.
March 18th, 2009 at 11:44 am
Super duper Darach! :D
March 18th, 2009 at 11:45 am
^ Twas Libi, keeps saying I’m logged in but puts me as anonymous :/
March 18th, 2009 at 1:52 pm
Lovely stuff!
March 18th, 2009 at 2:14 pm
Encore!!! :D
March 18th, 2009 at 6:28 pm
Frickin’ awesome. God we’re a creative bunch.
March 18th, 2009 at 9:41 pm
Lovely stuff mate, I hereby declare you the ready-up poet laureate. Best of luck in your new position. :)
March 18th, 2009 at 9:47 pm
Good lad.
March 19th, 2009 at 11:48 am
Smart arse :) Nice one :)
March 19th, 2009 at 11:54 am
I had to look and declare that this blog is half evil. There are exactly 377.5 words in this blog, including the title, byline and counting the symbol ‘&’ as half a word.
Beware ladies and gents.