As I was strolling down the ‘Fifa Street’ one day, under the ‘Crimson Skies’, I decided I would try to have a ‘Diner Dash’ for a cheeky ‘Burger Time’.
I flagged down a cab, but when I tried to ‘Exit’ ‘Hell’s Highway’, the ‘Crazy Taxi’ ‘Driver’ wouldn’t let me ‘Fallout’ at my final destination. It turned out he’s part of an ‘Elite’ group of ‘Space Invaders’ known as the ‘Space Armada’ and wants ‘Too Human’ subjects to experiment on, ‘Dead or Alive’ before he takes over the world. The ‘Alien Hominid’ stared back at me with its one ‘Golden Eye’. I thought ‘Monster Madness’ was a ‘Myth’, obviously not.
“’Frak!’” I said…
A stormy ‘Dark Cloud’ started to cover the ‘Skies of Arcadia’. And as the ‘BloodRayne’ fell, I reflect in the situation… it felt ‘Unreal’ and unfabulous – I didn’t like being ‘Alone in the Dark’ with an alien ‘cabby’.
I needed to plan ‘The Getaway’ and start ‘Plotting’ my escape.
‘Aha!’ I thought, maybe if I can ‘Bust A Move’ then I can disperse the dark ‘Ages of Myst’, cause some serious ‘Cel Damage’ and ‘Beatmania’ these ‘Bad Dudes’ into ‘Oblivion’.
As if my fists were made from ‘Metal Gear, Solid’ – the glass was easy to ‘Punch Out’ and I managed to reach ‘Escape Velocity’. ‘‘’Carmageddon’ outta here” I said, and made a ‘Boulder Dash’ to get out of the ‘Crisis Zone’.
Suddenly a ‘Portal’ appeared in the ground that looks more like ‘icky’ ‘Pools of Darkness’. The alien ‘Darkstalkers’ were now everywhere. Their sole purpose: ‘Destroy all Humans’ and they ‘Pong’ a bit too. ‘Ugh!’
The first alien I met got out of his ‘Space Taxi’.
“What the hell is this, ‘Area 51’” I said in the ‘Heavy Rain’ “I do not enjoy being ‘Tekken’ away as one of your ‘Hostages’ and I’m not going to let this ‘Planetfall’ you ‘S.W.I.N.E!’
“Fine!” said the ‘Alien Soldier’, “Read my ‘Lips’, If you win the ultimate ‘Death Rally’ I will not cause ‘F.E.A.R’ and put people in ‘Deadly Rooms of Death’ for fun. The ‘Mass Effect’ is to bring ‘F.E.A.R. 2’ the ‘Populous’ with a ‘Snake’ and ‘Two Crude Dudes’. The ‘Secret Service’ will keep them in the ‘Perfect Dark’, until their entertainment goes ‘Kaboom!’ when I ‘Smash TV’ stations, leaving only The Jeremy Kyle show on air.
“‘Hang on’“; I said – “in fact ‘Super Hang On’. I’m going to ‘Freak Out’! You can’t ‘Sacrifice’ ‘Space Channel 5’! Gosh your a ‘Bully’! It’s a good thing I actually have a ‘Need for Speed’ and I’m totally going to take a ‘Test Drive: Unlimited’”
Will Fran ‘OutRun’ the ‘Space B*stards’ before ‘Total Carnage’ starts or will she just bring ‘Doom’ to the ‘Planets Edge’ with what looks like a pink Fiat Panda.
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