Comments on: Curiosity didn’t kill this cat

By: darragh

darragh — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 18:45:45 +0000

have to agree wit paul. I thought the start wit the sniper was ok but once it came to the sword figths “for honour” it had no chance for me. I’d give it two stars

By: Paul

Paul — Wed, 28 May 2008 04:14:01 +0000

It is a terrible movie, with a terribly executed plot, with terrible actors and a terrible “love” interest for 47. To add insult to injury the actor portraying this cold, ruthless clone Hitman looks about as scarey as an 8 year old after mumsie has dragged him to the barbers where he cried when the razor buzzed near his ear!
Sorry, but to think that this movie was “actually alright” you must really have seen some shockingly bad movies recently! Resident Evil, although a very bad movie, was easily more watchable than this piece of worm infested canine excrement.

By: Dave

Dave — Mon, 26 May 2008 02:21:05 +0000

No Nick, it’s entirely natural to emit body fluids even at the slightest mention of Uwe Boll’s name.

By: Nick

Nick — Sun, 25 May 2008 13:00:00 +0000

It must be a chemical thing inside my body because I can’t seem to watch any video game-based movies without having to spit vomit form my mouth. Possibly harsh but then I consider movies a major passion of mine.

By: Jake

Jake — Fri, 23 May 2008 19:39:44 +0000

I remember being disappointed by Tomb Raider – but mainly because Angelina never walked into a wall and went “oof” or tried to use the wrong item with a very stern “no”. Hitman kind of appeals but I’ll leave it for a little bit longer I think as I’m still not totally convinced by it all…

By: Dave

Dave — Fri, 23 May 2008 12:01:02 +0000

I second that emotion!

By: Tony

Tony — Fri, 23 May 2008 11:48:35 +0000

Michael, you are completely wrong. Milla Jovovich is only in films because us men.. well, we would, wouldn’t we.

By: Michael

Michael — Fri, 23 May 2008 11:44:46 +0000

Milla Jovovich is pretty much only in films because she was married to the directors of those films – Luc Besson for The 5th Element and Paul WS Anderson for the Resident Evil movies

That looks like Ada Wong by the way. That scene? I’m going to go with “The world’s dirtiest shoe-shiner”! :P

In films with lots of explosions and stuff, I put subtitles on for dialogue. I’ve got into a habit of doing it for other films as well… I can be easily distracted by background noise sometimes

By: Dave

Dave — Fri, 23 May 2008 11:12:56 +0000

Well, that’s sold it for me. I was a bit cautious about going to see Hitman so I think now I may have to rent the movie :)

I hear it does get a tad confusing at points but in a sort of ‘hold on for a bit, all shall be explained soon’ kind of way, where the confusion actually leads up to some pretty neat plot twists.

That’s what I was told anyways :p

Just cant get over those mad, staring eyes of Timothy Olyphant though, yeesh!