Well……
Never let it be said that I drop da bombz but in this case I just can’t help myself (really really wish I could).
Dan….
Master chief of Ready-Up…
Has hit the bold 30 years old. You wouldn’t believe it to look at him (he had a hard paper round). Anyway in true levelling up in any generic MMORPG – GRATZ! on your ding.
Anyway enough of this age-mockery and lets get down to the point.
The bad news is that, Dan, you have to give up games now because you’re too old for that sort of thing? right?
Gaming is beginning to swallow up people of all ages. Apparently, according to uber-accurate stats on the reliable t’internet 59% of people between 5 and 65 play games. Consoles are the most popular closely followed by PCs or for the man who wants a painless vasectomy…. laptops.
Men still dominate gaming, don’t start ladies, what I mean is that there are more men per age group who play games than woman. Also, the average gamer age in the UK is 28.
Now that the Stats are out the way lets talk people and gamin perceptions. How many categories can we get… lets see,
- People who play games. Granted. As I’ve said already we are running for UK domination soon to move onto the WORLD.
- Old people who just don’t have a clue about anything involving buttons that don’t turn on lights, cookers etc.
- Old people over the age of 60 who have a brain age of 21 according to the DS ← be very wary of these people.
- People who think they know about games and computers. Now, I don’t claim to be at the bleeding edge of gamez but I read a fair bit like anyone else.
RELATIONSHIP ADVICE: Do not EVER get into a relationship platonic or not with ANYONE who knows SOMEONE who knows a little bit about computers/gaming.
So, how people react when you tell them that you got GTA4 for your birthday or some other game? Do you get the look saying ‘Why aren’t you working?’ or ‘Aren’t you too OLD for games?’
I got 2 words for people like that… I WILL PWN YOU in red vs. blue.
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